Top 5 Reasons I Need A Vacation.

1. Folding and putting away one load of laundry took 45 minutes with the help of my little buddy.
2. After following a white sticky trail to the living room, I discovered one little boy with his entire hand in a container of Fluff. He then proceeded to clean his hand on the carpet.
3. Overheard in the post office parking lot: "This friggin' door never works!" I hope Big Daddy taught him that word, but I fear it might be me.
4. "Mama I'm gonna need a towel." "Why?" "I got my shirt wet cleaning Abigail's new shoes in Ashley's water bowl."
5. All of the above happened before 12:30 today.