Zucchini Bread

Yesterday, I baked a zucchini bread and was cooling said bread on the counter. Donny told me he was going to take a piece. I told him not to touch the bread. A few moments later he returned with spoon in hand and chewing. After several minutes in the naughty spot, he asked why he was being punished. I reminded him he was told not to touch the bread. He replied, "I didn't touch the bread, the spoon did."