Smell This

I called the firehouse today to speak to Big Daddy. Firefighter Chris answered the phone and told me Big Daddy was out. As he was about to tell me Big Daddy's whereabouts, Donny walked up to me, stuck his finger under my nose and said, "Smell this!" Because I was on the phone and distracted, I smelled his finger and to my horror it smelled repulsive. My facial expression must have told Donny what I thought because he then said with a smile, "I KNOW! I stuck it in my fanny!" I hadn't heard a word firefighter Chris said since the finger went under my nose, so I said a very quick goodbye and ran to the bathroom with Donny to perform a thorough disinfecting scrub down.