Add the Cracks

I find it ironic that Abigail seems to be so sympathetic to the cracks around my eyes considering she has become the main reason for the newer cracks.  I was do a bit of spring cleaning and came across two luggage keys.  I gave one to each child and they ran off to play.  I entered the living room about ten minutes later and Abigail said, "Hey Mommy, look at this."  She walked over to the outlet and pulled her key out of the socket.  Add three cracks to my face.

Today, I was sitting on the couch talking to Donny because he was tired and upset.  Abigail walked into the room carrying a banana that was perfectly cut into two pieces.  She handed Donny a piece and told him that would make him feel better.  She sat down and started to eat her banana like she was the queen.  I asked her what she used to cut the banana.  She told me she got a knife out of the drawer.  I went to the kitchen and this is what I found on the counter...

Add seven more cracks.