Eyeglasses

Abigail and I were in the car when she told me she couldn't see my eyelashes. "You can't see them because I'm wearing my eyeglasses, I mean sunglasses."  I explained that eyeglasses are worn to help some one read or see better. She started belly laughing. I asked her what was so funny and she replied, "Mommy, they're not called eyeglasses they are spectacles."  My kids are really 80 years old.