I haven't raised my voice in five days, FIVE DAYS! I have tried to be as calm as possible when dealing with Donny's shenanigans and for the most part he has been much calmer. Well, that all ended today. The first incident occurred when I was adding a load of clothes to the washing machine. I turned around and he was gone. He had climbed into the dryer and almost had the door completely closed. I think I reacted quite calmly, pulled him out and explain he was never to do that again. I did feel like going to the kitchen to fix myself a cocktail, but considering it was only 11:30 in the morning I decided to wait until at least 5:00.
About an hour later, I was trying to fold the laundry when once again I turned my back. When I turned again, he was pouring baby oil on the hall floor. I was certain that I had thrown all of the baby oil away considering it can be fatal if swallowed and I think we all know who would be the first in line. I yelled at him and then felt as if all my work was lost, but he sat in the naughty spot and didn't say a word. I moved up cocktail time to 4:00 and spent quite awhile cleaning the floor. I'm hoping the rest of the day is uneventful. On the bright side, we are considering opening a bowling alley in our hallway. No shoes required.
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