Top 10 Reasons I Like To Fly

1. 15+ hours in the car with my children make me want a drink.
2. Drinking in the car is illegal.
3. Public restrooms, to be more specific...I don't have to hear my son announce that the girls team from Iona College that just walked out, made the restroom stink.
4. Donny will wear headphones on a plane and I don't have to listen to Hard Hat Harry 300 times.
5. Abigail is a screamer!
6. Staying in a hotel. Once again, Abigail is a screamer and screamed for two hours before she finally fell asleep. The staff probably called to complain, but since the kids will pick up the phone and dial any number, both phones were unplugged.
7. Airplane= one child to one parent...Car=two children to one parent.
8. "I'm hungry." "I have to pee." "I have to go poopy." "Are we almost there." Multiply by 1500 for every 30 minutes.
9. Having to put Abigail back in her seat knowing she will start to scream: "Out! Out! Out!"
10. The return trip.