When we arrived home, I realized as soon as we pulled into the driveway my house keys were sitting on a dresser in Larchmont. I let Donny out of the car to help me. When I turned around he had his pants around his ankles and was peeing in the yard. He is really making a habit of this. On Friday, he was out of the car for two minutes and peeing on a tree. Meanwhile, his sister had a piece of sidewalk chalk in each hand and was rubbing them all over her face saying, "Pretty, pretty, pretty." One was blue and the other white, she looked like Kate Winslet in Titanic.
With help from my little man, we were able to get into the house just in time for dinner. Once they were fed and bathed, two little children fell asleep within ten minutes.
If you had a web cam, you could make soooo much money. Just have to think of a snappy name.
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