God Told Me

Donny pretends straws are pipe for construction sites when he plays with his cars. Today he asked me to cut the "pipes" into small pieces. I told him I didn't think it was a good idea because Abigail could choke on them, to which he replied, "Mama, God told me that he would make me an angel if you didn't cut up my pipes." Now what is a mother to do? He's threatening me with God!